Bacony Goodness We Covet
Could it be... BACON?
Why yes. Yes it could.
Listen, I know this might sound a little, well, disgusting at first, but let's be real: do you honestly think that you can live out your entire life never knowing the improbable -- and perhaps mind-altering -- pleasures of bacon flavored gum? Isn't that something of a half-life, a life not lived to its potential? Don't you think that on your deathbed, as consciousness slips from you and the icy hand of death closes ever-tighter about your throat you'll say to yourself, "I should've had more meat-flavored gum"?
So says I.
Bacon Gumballs, $6.95 @ Archie McPhee
