We Covet Insults. Whale Insults!

Whew! Thanks to BlueQ and Atomic Books I will soon know all the best whale insults, and not a moment too soon. I can't think of a situation where a good whale insult won't come in handy. Certainly would have broken up the dead silence combined with forced smiles and sheet cake at the last office party!

In fact, if you hearken o'er to WYPR (online if you don't live in the Baltimore area) and tune in to The Signal tomorrow (Friday, 11/21, noon & 7PM) you may just hear some excerpts from said tome read by Atomic's own Benn Ray. 

While at Atomic, I suggest you also purchase a Little Ninj Plush Toy in case a whale (or his representative) decides to fight back! Or take your chances, I'm not your mother.

The Book Of Whale Insults (2nd Edition) $3.99 @ AtomicBooks.com. Little Ninj Plush Toy $19.95.