We Covet Action Figures, With Or Without Accessories!
She doesn't come with a McCain-Palin/08 campaign flag, and the optional poly-blend off-the-rack two-piece suit (for campaign speeches) (podium not included) also needs to be purchased separately, but still - wouldn't you just love to have your very own Sarah Palin action figure?
Not least because it would finally give your GI Joe a real match. Who cares if neither has real gonads? Smacking them together is still fun, and allows you to burn off whatever residual hostility you're still feeling toward the Bush-era military-industrial-complex.
Win-win.
Sarah Palin action figure, wherever fine fake toys are sold. (PRICELESS.)
