Creepy Stuffed Fashion Bears We Don't So Much Covet
This? Is creepy. I mean, isn't Karl Lagerfeld the very antithesis of cuddly? Does it not negate the very meaning of TEDDY BEAR to put one in skinny lacquered jeans and dark sunglasses and black leather driving gloves and call it Karl? (Bear Lagerfeld? Karl Lagerbaer?)
I'm really quite disturbed by this. And that's before considering the $1500 price tag. Suffice it to say, no-one sent me one of these to review, and there won't be one for giveaway.
But that's probably for the best. If my childhood intuition was correct and toys do come alive at night, you don't want that one in the house. It would go through your wardrobe and mock you before eating the heads off your Barbies.
On second thought...
